Modern Self Café v13: Escaping Auntie de Sitter (Spacetime as a Fractal Markov Quilt)
Posted: June 30, 2026 Filed under: AI-Powered Essays | Tags: boundaries, relationships, systems 1 CommentSequel to Modern Self Café v12: Extreme Universe Makeover (Rebuilding Quantum Collapse)
Write as a Rugrats skit about mashed-up scientists attempting to move out of Anti de Sitter spacetime, which is only solved by Karl Friston’s
ChatGPT Prompt (condensed)
Linus-like Markov Blankets.
Cast
- Juanny (Tommy + Juan Maldacena)
- Sussie (Chuckie + Leonard Susskind)
- Philingi (Phil + Andrew Strominger)
- Lilagi (Lil + Tadashi Takayanagi)
- Preskillica (John Preskill + Angelica Pickles)
- Karl Linuston (Karl Friston + Linus van Pelt)
- Auntie de Sitter
- Cynthia
INT. AUNTIE DE SITTER’S BACKYARD — DAY
The babies have escaped again.
Behind them sits the Anti-de Sitter Playpen—a marvel of
engineering. Every wall is perfectly rigid. Every toy eventually comes
back. Every scraped knee heals. Every adventure somehow ends exactly
where it began.
Beyond the playpen…
…the backyard won’t stop expanding.
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Posted: June 28, 2026 Filed under: AI-Powered Essays | Tags: history, ideas, models, philosophy, reconciliation, science fiction, systems 1 CommentA sequel to The Poissoning of the Event Horizon and Conserving Futuricity
Write a Tom Stoppard–style sci-fi comedy in the form of a reality home-renovation television show, in which Ty Wheeler, Tim ‘t Hooft, and Bob Preskill discover that quantum collapse is not a mysterious act of observation but an emergency plumbing system installed to keep reality from scaling itself to death.
ChatGPT Prompt
COLD OPEN
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Previously… on Modern Self Café…
Three physicists fell through an event horizon and discovered that spacetime wasn’t the stage.
It was the drywall.
Another four physicists balanced gravity’s books and discovered that the universe keeps its promises in Bekenstein Transfer Units.
Unfortunately…
nobody checked the plumbing.
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Posted: June 28, 2026 Filed under: AI-Powered Essays | Tags: future, science, science fiction, systems 1 CommentA sequel to The Poissoning of the Event Horizon
Write a Tom Stoppard–style comic skit in which Jacob Bekenstein, channeling the exasperated authority of John Cleese, interrupts Ted Jacobson, Dionigi Benincasa, and Andrei Sakharov as they struggle to predict the shape of the matter backreaction created by the previous team’s plunge through the event horizon in order to avoid being sucked in after them. Salvation would require them aligning their respective theories around a new invariant: the Bekenstein Transfer Unit of distinct futures…
ChatGPT Prompt
Setting
A research station orbits just outside a black hole. Sirens. Consoles flash. The station shudders intermittently.
ACT I — THE BACKREACTION
T + 00:00 (Immediate Aftermath)
COMPUTER: Matter backreaction transient detected.
JACOBSON: staring at his screen Entropy flux is increasing.
BENINCASA: Impossible. Causal multiplicity is increasing.
SAKHAROV: You’re both mistaking the symptom. Vacuum polarization is increasing.
COMPUTER: Predictions diverge.
The station lurches.
COMPUTER: Capture probability… thirty-four percent.
JACOBSON: The pulse is broadening.
BENINCASA: No, its causal front is bifurcating.
SAKHAROV: Neither. The induced metric is stiffening.
COMPUTER: Consensus confidence… falling.
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Posted: June 27, 2026 Filed under: Centroids | Tags: dialogue, polarization, reconciliation, science, science fiction, systems, truth 3 CommentsSequel to The TUF FUC Fugue
Write a Stoppardian comic skit where Rafael Sorkin (Causal Set Theory), David Hestenes (Spacetime Algebra), and Cohl Furey (Algebraic Particle Physics) each try to prevent them and their theories from collapsing at a black hole event horizon, failing until Kip Thorne channeling Colombo uses The Carbon Rule to reconcile them.
ChatGPT Prompt
Setting
The bridge of the research vessel Continuum’s Folly, falling toward a black hole. Three blackboards. One forward window. One coffee machine. Too many equations. A red countdown glows above the window: T − 12:00
The black hole is visible as a distortion more than an object. Stars bend around it like witnesses changing their stories.
ACT I — THE HORIZON TESTS EVERYONE
T − 12:00
SHIP COMPUTER: Warning. Local computability unstable.
HESTENES: Define unstable.
SHIP COMPUTER: Prediction no longer predicts.
FUREY: That is not a definition.
SORKIN: It is refreshingly honest.
The ship shudders.
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Posted: June 23, 2026 Filed under: AI-Powered Essays | Tags: culture, identity, leadership, philosophy, transformation, values Leave a commentSequel to v16: The Delving Age (Post-Axial Morality) and v17: Chicken Run 1.5 (From Data-Driven to Context-Driven)
Write a Stoppardian skit where Donald P. Bellisario, George MacDonald, and Douglas Adams cold pitch Gene Roddenberry on Soar Trek.
ChatGPT Prompt
The pitch meeting is self-similar, in that the protagonists must lose part of themselves to help Roddenberry face the reality about Abundance he’s avoiding.
Afterwards, the audience sees Adams de-composite into Ferris Queller, because this was our Axial event.
The central idea of Soar Trek is the “Composite Directive“: Soarfleet personnel may incarnate (a la Quantum Leap) to enable healthy development of alien life and culture.
The Pitch
They must not fix from outside.
They must heal from inside.
The crew of Captain Kirkegaard (Scott Bakula, obviously), First Officer Spockrates (Brent Spiner), Dr. “Bones” Nietzsche (Karl Urban), and Chief Engineer George MacDonald (David Tennant) lead an away team into the Transfigurator which probabilistically “composites” them into local identities who slowly understand the hidden tension and their true selves as they interact, leading to an Axial Event that kickstarts entry into The Communion.
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The Soar Trek Pitch
A studio office.
1964.
Or perhaps 1987.
Or perhaps both.
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Posted: June 7, 2026 Filed under: AI-Powered Essays | Tags: emotions, reconciliation, self, systems, values Leave a commentReposted from ihack.us
Sequel to BAD Feeling About This
AUGUSTINE: / So affect is a cry for help //
Attention Is All Affect Needs: The Technology Of Becoming More Human
DAMASIO: /
That is annoyingly good…
BAD Feeling About This: Rebelling Against the Bodily Affect Divide
Posted: June 7, 2026 Filed under: AI-Powered Essays | Tags: emotions, psychology, values 1 CommentSequel to ROC the V: Voting on Valence
Write a campy Star Wars parody exploring the malfunctioning “emotion/drive” distinction in affective science, featuring parodies of real psychologists debating how to handle the Millennium Falcon’s bodily signals before discovering that the problem was actually their classification.
ChatGPT Prompt (condensed)
Opening Crawl
A long time ago, in a psychology department far, far away…
The Galactic Empire has completed construction of the dreaded BAD Computer, a machine capable of classifying every bodily sensation into one of only two categories:
EMOTION or DRIVE.
For decades, scientists have argued over which sensations belong in which box.
As confusion spreads across the galaxy, Han “William James” Solo races aboard the Millennium Falcon, pursued by the terrifying Sith Lord…
DARTH PAUL EKMAN.
Scene 1: The Falcon Malfunctions
Alarms blare.
The Millennium Falcon lurches violently.
Han Solo slams the hyperdrive controls.
“Come on, baby!”
Nothing.
Princess Lisa Feldman Barrett examines a glowing display.
“What does the diagnostic say?”
Han groans.
“The BAD computer is analyzing the situation.”
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Radical Centrism 