Modern Self Café v13: Escaping Auntie de Sitter (Spacetime as a Fractal Markov Quilt)

Sequel to Modern Self Café v12: Extreme Universe Makeover (Rebuilding Quantum Collapse)

Cast

• Juanny (Tommy + Juan Maldacena)
• Sussie (Chuckie + Leonard Susskind)
• Philingi (Phil + Andrew Strominger)
• Lilagi (Lil + Tadashi Takayanagi)
• Preskillica (John Preskill + Angelica Pickles)
• Karl Linuston (Karl Friston + Linus van Pelt)
• Auntie de Sitter
• Cynthia

INT. AUNTIE DE SITTER’S BACKYARD — DAY

The babies have escaped again.

Behind them sits the Anti-de Sitter Playpen—a marvel of
engineering. Every wall is perfectly rigid. Every toy eventually comes
back. Every scraped knee heals. Every adventure somehow ends exactly
where it began.

Beyond the playpen…

…the backyard won’t stop expanding.