Non-Narrative Cafe v19: By Way Of Contrast (Polarism)
Posted: February 11, 2026 Filed under: AI-Powered Essays | Tags: dialogue, philosophy, polarization, systems Leave a commentSequel to Non-Narrative Café v18=v9×2: Retconning Hertz More
Write the next cafe skit where three disciples of Peirce, Spencer-Brown, and Whitehead accidentally invent Polarism when confronted by how Contrast precedes Being.
ChatGPT Prompt (condensed)
A small café. Late afternoon. A paper tablecloth. Three coffees arrive before the people do, as if expecting them.
They sit.
There is already writing on the tablecloth, in ink, slightly bled by condensation from a glass that is no longer there.
Contrast precedes being.
They read it without speaking.
A long pause of the kind that only happens when three people realize the same thing at the same time and wish the others hadn’t.
Clarke
Someone’s confused distinction with graffiti.
Colapietro
No. Someone’s confused ontology with a napkin.
Stengers
(quietly)
Or someone has put ontology where it belongs.
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Posted: February 10, 2026 Filed under: AI-Powered Essays | Tags: identity, meaning, purpose, relationships, self, transformation, values Leave a commentWrite as Saturday Night Live–style skit where Byung-Chul Han “comes out” to his 1950’s sex-squeamish dad Viktor Frankl and meaning-squeamish mom Aella.
ChatGPT Prompt
INT. TOO-NEAT LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
Plastic on the couch. A doily. One psychology book face-down like it’s ashamed.
ON SCREEN: “The Han Family Living Room”
HAN sits rigidly.
FRANKL clutches a mug with both hands like it’s protection.
AELLA scrolls her phone, visibly allergic to abstraction.
1. THE SETUP
FRANKL
So! We’re all here.
Which is… fine.
No one is sick. No one is… experimenting.
HAN
I need to tell you something important.
FRANKL
(too fast)
Is it medical?
HAN
No.
FRANKL
Good. Because bodies are… temporary vessels.
AELLA
Can we hurry? I have a spreadsheet open.
2. THE FIRST HINT
HAN
I’ve been… practicing something.
Narrative Self Café v13: Making a HASH of Hierarchical Feelings
Posted: February 9, 2026 Filed under: AI-Powered Essays | Tags: affect, emotions, identity, purpose, systems, values Leave a commentSequel to Narrative Self Café v12: Affect as BASH (Bottlenecked Adaptive System Hysteresis)
Write aTom Stoppard–style dialogue where Karl Friston, Evan Thompson, Mark Solms, Jaak Panksepp, and surprise guest Nico Frijda start out fighting; then self-similarly realize “global integration” of affect implies partial integration (“premotion“) is possible, which in turn requires a post-BASH architecture.
ChatGPT Prompt
Setting: The same café. The chalkboard still reads BASH. Someone has added, underneath:
“Yes, but who is feeling it?”
Act I: The Incommensurability Problem
1. Opening: Immediate Disagreement
Panksepp (stabbing the chalkboard):
You’ve drawn a plumbing diagram and called it emotion.
Friston (calmly):
I’ve drawn the conditions under which emotion must arise.
Solms:
Karl, with respect, feelings are not what must arise. They are what matter.
Thompson:
Gentlemen, perhaps we should notice we’re already enacting the phenomenon. This room is thick with affect and no one has yet computed a boundary condition.
Higher Self Café v11: SUDS (Subtle Unconscious Domain Shift)
Posted: February 9, 2026 Filed under: Centroids | Tags: argument, identity, meaning 1 CommentSequel to Higher Self Café v10: Arrival of the Aporotic
Cast relevant scientists in a parody of Synecdoche, New York, whose protagonist unconsciously changes frames to avoid grief – but ends up destroying meaning.
ChatGPT Prompt
Cast (as themselves)
- Sean Carroll
- John Preskill
- Carlo Rovelli
- Roger Penrose
- Nancy Cartwright
- A Grad Student (voice offstage or cameo)
Set
A seminar room. One large whiteboard. A marker tray. A single table with coffee cups and notebooks.
On the whiteboard, written clearly before lights up:
WHY DOES LOSS FEEL IRREVERSIBLE?
The Play
Lights up
Carroll stands at the board, thoughtful, hands in pockets.
Preskill enters with coffee, cheerful.
Preskill
Morning, Sean. What’s the puzzle?
Carroll (gesturing to board)
Just a phrasing issue, I think.
Narrative Self Café v12: Affect as BASH (Bottlenecked Adaptive System Hysteresis)
Posted: February 5, 2026 Filed under: AI-Powered Essays | Tags: adaptive, consciousness, identity, philosophy, systems 1 CommentSequel to Narrative Self Café v11: CASH Values (How “Complex Adaptive System Hysteresis” Shapes Minds)
Obsoletes DRAFT Narrative Self Café v12: Affect as CLASH (Complex Layered Adaptive System Hysteresis)
Write this as Tom Stoppard. Four physicists walk into a café. The tablecloth shows the definition of CASH, with two of them connected by a “bit edge.” Friston speaks first.
ChatGPT Prompt (condensed)
A small café that appears to exist slightly outside of spacetime. The tablecloth is linen, but printed on it in sober black serif are the words:
CASH: Complex Adaptive System Hysteresis
CASH(bulk) < — bit edge — > CASH(boundary)
Four physicists enter as if they have been walking toward this table for years without knowing it.
They sit.
A waiter who may be a boundary condition brings four coffees without asking.
The Dialogue
FRISTON (studying the tablecloth as if it has been publishing papers behind his back)
Ah. Well. That’s annoyingly legible.
DRAFT Narrative Self Café v12: Affect as CLASH (Complex Layered Adaptive System Hysteresis)
Posted: February 4, 2026 Filed under: AI-Powered Essays | Tags: identity, systems, values 1 CommentSequel to CASH Values (How “Complex Adaptive System Hysteresis” Shapes Minds)
Author’s Note
Ironically – or perhaps providentially – this document itself is not internally consistent. I’ve decided to post it “outside the Markov blanket” as both a historical artifact, and a fixed point I can iterate on as I try to reconcile my thinking. At least with myself, if not with reality…
As Tom Stoppard, write the skit where the four of them walk in cafe where the tablecloth lays this out.
ChatGPT Prompt
Friston speaks first
A small café that appears to exist slightly outside of spacetime. The tablecloth is linen, but printed on it in sober black serif are the words:
CASH: Complex Adaptive System Hysteresis
CASHᵈ < — bit edge — > CASHᵈ⁻¹
Four physicists enter as if they have been walking toward this table for years without knowing it.
They sit.
A waiter who may be a boundary condition brings four coffees without asking.
The Dialogue
FRISTON (studying the tablecloth as if it has been publishing papers behind his back)
Ah. Well. That’s annoyingly legible.
HEADRICK
Is it a menu?
SWINGLE
It’s a tensor network wearing a napkin.
PASTAWSKI
No, it’s a code. The table is correcting us.
They all pause, realizing this is not a joke.
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